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PDF ì BOOK A Midsommer nights dreame FREE Ð WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ä [Read] ➮ A Midsommer nights dreame By William Shakespeare – Shakespeare's intertwined love polygons begin to get complicated from the start Demetrius and Lysander both want Hermia but she only has eyes foChief maker Puck runs loose with a flower which causes people to fall in love with the first thing they see upon waking Throw in a group of labourers preparing a play for the Duke's wedding one of whom is given a donkey's head and Titania for a lover by Puck and the complications become fantastically funn One of Shakespeare's most popular comic plays though a figment of the imagination an illusion a delusion in actuality that's the pity such a delectable world to inhabit Essentially a love story between two couples a thin plot device in a mythical Athens which never was Lysander loves his girlfriend Hermia they want to marry However her father Egeus does not consent prefers the groom to be prominent admittedly a common story Threatening Hermia with death or being forced to become a nun With the help of the city's ruthless ruler and a fierce warrior his friend Theseus the Duke of Athens it's the silly law Fathers had this right then to choose their children's mates Egeus wants his daughter to marry Demetrius Why? Never uite explained Maybe the tyrant doesn't like the color of the man's hair Also the narrative involves Helena Hermia's best friend she loves Demetrius which is not reciprocated that's the rubThe strange part is the men and women have little differences between themselves Shakespeare is making a point about love All four are rather interchangeable Nonetheless the impetuous eager lovers decide to elope hide in the nearby woods overnight and flee to one of the boys wealthy widow aunt's home Far from the city's authority but they miscalculate just a trifle Hermia confided to Helena about the plan she unwisely tells the jealous Demetrius he follows the couple and Helena follows him Back in Athens the Duke Theseus is busy preparing a wedding feast Hippolytata the warrior leader he defeated in battle A little weird ? First you want to kill each other then get married love hate are this close She will soon become his bride Also six tradesman are secretly putting on a play to surprise the royals yes a play within a play Pyramus and Thisbe a Romeo and Juliet type of work you can guess about the uality Where are they going to rehearse the eerie woods of course Still this intoxicating forest has a secret it's haunted by unseen spirits including Oberon the King of the Fairies and Titania the ueen they reign here this dark fairyland by night Puck a mischievous hobgoblin does all their dirty or funny pranks depending on your point of viewPuck enjoys his jobvery much so Everybody arrives the lovers uarrel Bottom the Malaprop weaver acuires the head of an ass thanks to Puck scaring his timid friends awayLord what fools these mortals beSays the mischievous whirlwind Puck as a magic flower makes the lovers change partners their affections seem uiet fickleThe course of true love never did run smooth Remarks Lysander Enchanting fable a dream a poem an incantation funny too and has valuable lessons about the human condition Delightfula bit of whimsy

EBOOK Ö A Midsommer nights dreame ¶ William Shakespeare

Shakespeare's intertwined love polygons begin to get complicated from the start Demetrius and Lysander both want Hermia but she only has eyes for Lysander Bad news is Hermia's father wants Demetrius for a son in law On the outside is Helena whose unreturned love burns hot for Demetrius Hermia and Lysander A Midsummer Night's Dream abridged DEMETRIUS I love HermiaLYSANDER Shut up I love her MORE Anyway you already hooked up with HelenaDEMETRIUS Who?HERMIA I want to marry Lysander but I'm already engaged to Demetrius and he won't leave me alone Two hot boys are in love with me WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD? HELENA FUCK YOU ALL TITANIA Hey Oberon I got a new Indian baby from one of my dead servants OBERON I want that kid hand it over or I'll punish you with bestialityPUCK Holy shit there's so much awkward in that sentence I don't even know where to start HELENA I'm lost in the woods and for some reason Demetrius likes me now WTF?HERMIA I'm lost in the woods and for some reason Lysander hates me WTF? DEMETRIUS AND LYSANDER We're lost in the woods and WE LOVE HELENA OMG PETER UINCE AND COMPANY We're lower class actors and therefore hilarious BOTTOM I got turned into a donkey And just in case anyone's missed out on the subtle humor of my name I'm going to be called an ass by just about everyone in this play EVERYONE Hee hee Butt jokes PUCK Well this is an epic clusterfuck How are we supposed to get this all sorted out? OBERON Easy Just use my patented Make Everything Better potionPOOFDEMTRIUS I love HelenaHELENA I love DemetriusLYSANDER I love HermiaHERMIA I love LysanderTITANIA I love OberonOBERON And we'll just keep your little fling with Donkey Man between me and the internet okay? TITANIA My who with a what? PETER UINCE AND COMPANY Hey look We're still hilariousTHESEUS Okay everybody's married to everybody time to fuck like bunniesEVERYONE YAY THE END

TEXT A Midsommer nights dreame

A Midsommer nights dreamePlan to flee from the city under cover of darkness but are pursued by an enraged Demetrius who is himself pursued by an enraptured Helena In the forest unbeknownst to the mortals Oberon and Titania King and ueen of the faeries are having a spat over a servant boy The plot twists up when Oberon's head mis Ein Sommernachtstraumis one of the top references as a classic In the beginning it is difficult to get there but once you get used to the style it is uite an entertaining beautiful and confused story about the back and forth of the love affair A must for interested in Shakespear and theater